UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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