I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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