For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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