what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...