would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀