At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.