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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My vagina just recognized that song.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?

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  27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.

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• (925): View more from California

  I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...

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• (310): View more from California

  It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.

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  That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder

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