Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.