Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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