My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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