I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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