Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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