It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
