We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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