no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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