Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
