Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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