well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.