4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
im six kinds of drunk right now
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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