We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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