PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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