So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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