Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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