normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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