What a fucking waste of an outfit
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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