she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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