Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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