It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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