it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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