weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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