I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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