if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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