i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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