my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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