Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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