Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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