I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He shit in the fireplace
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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