Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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