i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
When did angry sex become our thing?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
