am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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