did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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