I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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