Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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