He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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