What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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