So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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