OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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