plz talk dirty to me
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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