Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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