Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
two words...techno handjob
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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