what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm passing your future prison.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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