and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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