Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think people are normalizing furries
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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