help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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