Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
