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turn off your phone and go to bed
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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