uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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